Who would make you stay faithful?

Published on November 19, 2004 By MrDawg In Marital Issues

I heard yesterday an amazing stat. Over 70% of all marriages end up with one or the other partner getting involved in an affair. I want to know, who would keep you faithful if you were lucky enough to have this person as a spouse.

Don't waste my time with the self-rightious hogwash. I'll give you my pick in one week.

Comments (Page 2)

LeapingLizard

on Nov 22, 2004

Here's the key for me. Life gets monotonous. Waking up with the same person everyday, smelling their smells every day, hearing their sounds every day, every day, every day...it gets kinda boring. And you love their smells and sounds and habits and preferences and weakness and strengths, but they get old. Sex? Yeah, it gets boring too, I thought. I could even understand why people cheated...they're bored. That thrilling feeling of discovering each other together is gone. And there you are. You keep doing the same old again and agiain, in bed and else where.

Then I met O. Just when things get to that settled point, that point where you think you can't hear them fart through the bathroom wall again without screaming, "You're nasty!", that point where you won't kiss them before they swish with mouthwash, that point where fatigue takes presidence over more passionate alternatives, he breaks out in a British accent ranting about something totally out of the blue. These skills translate into every arena of life. I learned to play along.

He makes me feel like I'm cheating! We're different lovers every day (well, ok that's an exageration, but you get the point)

Creative, mischievous, daring, flexible, playful, up for anything, willing to take it and run. Good, giving and game (GGG) as Dan Savage puts it in his sex advice column. And being GGG in every aspect of our lives refreshes our relationship when boredom sets in. You can't let your partner get bored and if you're bored, they're not doing their job. Cheat with each other.

iamheather

on Nov 22, 2004

Cheat with each other.

Rofl. Zombie and I change my hair color about every 6 months to a year. He says it is cheaper than getting a new mistress. Not to mention, that I keep him on his toes. His mantra goes like this, "Heather has 17 different personalities, any one of which could kill you at any given moment. Life is never boring with a crazy woman!"

MrDawg

on Nov 25, 2004

I want to thank everyone who participated. Even the Dr. Phil junkies.

I think I aimed this more at the single folks who were thinking with more than their hormones.

That said, My choice is country singer, Gretchen Wilson. She seems as down to earth as her redneck image portrays her to be.

Not to mention shes a total babe.

Damn... did I say that?

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